Been very busy lately, VERY busy. My Waste Land assignment is finished, got a mark of 92 (cheers!). Now my focus is back on my Culminating Performance Task (C.P.T.), which consists of writing an analysis of a novel - mine is The Sound and The Fury, remember?

This assignment is due on next Thursday, one week from now. And I'm far from done. So keep me in your prayers, ya? Since I'm incapable of any long, "insightful" posts for now. Here's something to entertain you guys (and of course, myself):

1. Who will always answer "no" when you ask him/her whether she is free or not?

- A prostitute

2. How do you prove that you are not lying?

- By sitting down or standing up

3. A girl named Victoria is going to reveal her secret. What is she going to do?

- She's going to strip down to her lingeries.

4. Lecturer: You didn't pay attention in my class!
Student : Sorry sir, I couldn't afford it. I'm broke.

5. Two guys were fighting, and one of them said: "Give me a break!"
Guess what happened? The other guy gave him a break - he broke that guy's arm.